What I wish I would have known: Thailand Edition

What I wish I would have known before traveling to Thailand:

Traveling:

  1. 13 hour flights are longer than they seem. A lot longer. 
  2. If you think you are going to sleep on the plane, thing again. You will get some sleep, but it will be in like 30-60 minute increments. I even took two Tylenol pm pills, which usually knock me out, and I still didn’t sleep well. 
  3. Asian airlines will feed you, no matter how long your flight is. It is wonderful!!  Even an hour long flight will consist of serving you a full meal. Be prepared though, there is no pop on these shorter flights. It is water, orange juice (that taste like Sunny Delight), tea and coffee. 
  4. You will have more leg room on the Asian airlines. We flew both Bangkok Air and Korean Air. We had more leg room on the short 1 and 2 hour flights than we did on the 13 hour flight. I wish I could explain it to you. 
  5. The weight for your bags is lower.  Yep. It sucks. Your checked bags can only way 20 kg (. lbs). The kicker is, they may also weight your carry on too!!!  You are only allowed 7 kg for a checked bag (. lbs). That being said, I can honestly tell you that the airlines never checked our carry on weight, and THANK GOODNESS!!  When we left Chaing Mai, one of them weighed over 13 kg!  Opps!
  6. Don’t assume you get two free checked bags all the time. To get to Thailand, Hubby and I each got 2 free checked bags, for a total of 4 checked bags. We totally thought we would have no problem!  I checked with our travel agent before we left to confirm that we would still get 4 free checked bags when we take our pond hoppers between Bangkok and Chaing Mai and Chaing Mai and Phuket. We didn’t. We only got one each with the weight restrictions above. So we actually borrowed a fold up luggage bag from my parents and packed it in our checked bag. We figured we would use this for laundry once we got to our last stop, Phuket. 

The food:

  1. Don’t eat American food. It won’t taste the same and it isn’t worth it. We ate Thai food almost every meal we were in Bangkok and Chaing Mai, except for one lunch where we had McDonald’s because I was Jonzen for a Diet Coke.  Note: even McDonalds doesn’t taste the same. Hubby thought it was the buns lack of flavor, I thought it was the ketchup not having as much flavor. Also, they don’t have Diet Coke. I know, right?  My mouth dropped open too. It was Coca Cola or Coke zero. I don’t care what people say, Coke Zero is NOT a substitute for Diet Coke, or Coke Light, as the Thai call it. 
  2. You can get Diet Coke (coke light) and snack foods at the 7 Eleven. Yep, there is a 7 Eleven on every other block. I kid you not. In fact, Hubby really wanted to find a t shirt that had the 7 Eleven logo on it with Thailand or Chaing Mai on it. We couldn’t find one, but it would have been cool!
  3. Durian.  It stinks. Don’t let them tell you any different. While walking through the markets, Pin has us try some. It tastes like sulfur. We asked what they use it for or why they eat it!  Apparently they use it in soups and cooking. Hubby thinks it is all a trick to get tourists to eat it!  We did buy some dried durian to bring home for M, who wanted some to put in Kim’s lunch box as a prank. What M doesn’t realize is that I’m going to make him eat some first!!!
  4. The food can be spicy. I’m ok with a little spice, but not so much that it makes your eyes water and cleans it your sinuses. For some restaurants, that is a one pepper spicy. No joke. I then stated, hat would be the equivalent of a 2 or 3 pepper spicy. However, they will tailor the food if you tell them. 
  5. Try the street food. The best piece of advice on this we got from our Bangkok tour guide, Cathy.  You can eat the street food if you see them cook it in front of you. If it is pre made, don’t eat it!!!  Good advice. 
  6. They don’t drink a ton of pop. So if you have a Diet Coke addiction, like I do, be prepared that the cans are small, there are no refills, they don’t have ANY fountain pop, and you will pay at a restaurant around 50-80 or more Baht (so around or over two dollars) for a small can. 

What to bring (and not bring!)

  1. Bring a bunch of clothes and underwear!  I had read that the Thai people shower two or more times a day. It is legit. We were sweating so much we would shower at least twice a day, if not more. There is no Target to run and get more. (Target, you should totally fix this!!!). 
  2. Adapters and converters. We bought both before we left. We really didn’t need them, except that it allowed us to plug in a ton of stuff into one outlet, which came in handy. They are expensive though, so save your money for the fun stuff. 
  3. A go pro selfie stick with stabilizer. I SO wish we would have had one!  If you don’t have a go pro, you definitely want to get one. We saw so many people buying waterproof cases for their iPhones. Personally, I don’t trust them. Go Pro’s are really affordable, especially around Black Friday, and worth every cent. 

In general

  1. Be smart and trust your instincts. There are pickpockets EVERYWHERE!!!  
  2. You will be somewhat harassed as you walk down the street. Don’t take this the wrong way, it isn’t malicious. You will constantly have to tell tuk tuk drivers and red truck drivers that you don’t want a ride.  Hubby had to constantly tell people he didn’t want a new custom tailored suit. My favorite was when w me were walking down the street and after the 10th time he had been asked if he wants to buy a suit, he said, “I’ve never been catcalled so much in my life!”  I just looked at him and said, “ this is what it is like to be a woman!!!”  
  3. Do as much as you can. When in doubt, go to the temples, or the markets or just walk around. If you are like us, we probably will never come back. Get it in now. 

The markets of Chaing Mai

 

This Chinese market in Chaing Mai was HUGE!!!

 

 

Throughout our three day stay in Chiang Mai, we went to more markets that I think Hubby was ready for!  Honestly though, besides temples, really the only thing else to do in Chaing Mai was to shop!  

The first market we discovered after our temple excursion when we were walking to eat. Somphet Market was a very small market located about half a mile from our hotel. This was just a small food market, but was very cool. After this market we learned that even the alley ways were worth walking down and exploring, as that is how we found it. 

The next market we went to was with Our tour guide, Pin. Pin took us to the biggest market in Chaing Mai, and where she shops,  Tom Lam Yai Market. This market is in Chinatown (yep, there is a china towns everywhere!) And was HUGE!!!  It took up two or three city blocks and was inside and outside. It had EVERYTHING. Pin would walk around and have us try all these different kinds of food and of course all the Thai tea you can drink!!  Thank goodness she didn’t have us try the bamboo worms!!!

That night we also visited the Ploen Rudee Night Market. Holy smokes, that was nuts!  There were streets upon streets of booths selling things. A little secret about this market though, we kept seeing the same things for sale over and over and over again. This market was all about the food and live music. We wandered around until Hubby could tell we were being followed a little too close (pick pockets are crazy all over in these markets), so we decided to walk back to the hotel. 

The next day we were on our own, so we went back to Tom Lam Yai market to explore a little on our own. There we found counterfeit toys, and specifically fake legos!  We spent probably an hour looking through them!  It was crazy!!!  We also found some beautiful bowls and dishes made from the saffron tree. The wood looks like zebra wood, and was so beautiful! 

We also discovered the the other two or three floors of shops that we didn’t get to. 

Our final night in Chaing Mai, we ended up on the Walking Street, which is the Saturday Night Market. We thought the other market was crazy, this one was INSANE!!!!!  It started at the gates of old Chaing Mai, and went on for MILES!  We started around 6 pm and by the time 7:30 came around, there were SO MANY PEOPLE!  They were actually making announcements periodically to watch for pick pockets and also to not smoke, even though we were outside. This market actually had a lot of more the home made and hand crafted items as compared to the other night market, which was all mass produced, or so it seemed. 

The Walking Street

Unfortunately, we left on a Sunday, so we missed the Sunday night market hat was setting up right in front of our hotel as we were leaving for the airport. That would have been really crazy!!

All in all, we did a lot of shopping in Chaing Mai and a lot of walking. The Saturday we were on our own I logged over 22,000 steps!  They were well worth it though, and the experiences were a must do. 

Floating Market excursion

 

The floating market in Bangkok.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Our first excursion was to the floating market in Bangkok. We were picked up for this excursion 7 hours after they dropped us off at our hotel!  Good thing the jet lag only hit Hubby!!!  It was a private tour, with one tour guide taking Hubby and I out.  That was great so when we were ready to go, we could move on.

This orchids were big and beautiful!
The orchid farm.

It was an hour and a half drive to get to the floating market from our hotel in downtown Bangkok.  On the way we stopped at a coconut processor that was also a orchid farm.  It was crazy eating coconut sugar and seeing these beautiful orchids!!

A huge stack of used coconut shells!
How they scrape the coconut meat out of the shell.
This is all coconut sugar. Let me tell you it tastes AMAZING! According to our tour guide, this is what they use in coffee, and I can taste why!

Then it was on to the floating market.  It was definitely an adventure!

We started by taking what is called a “Cowboy Boat” to the market.  It is crazy that they don’t capsize more the way they whip around with the crazy motors!

Once we were at the market, our tour guide showed us where to shop and let us loose for an hour in the market.  She was able to explain what souvenirs you will most likely see everywhere you go, and what to focus on here.  Her suggestions:  eat the sticky rice and mango and get some coconut ice cream.  She also suggested not eating the actual food at the market (there were people trying to get us to eat pad Thai everywhere) as it was overpriced.

The floating market.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If anyone has read the Jamaica post, they remember what happened when I let Hubby go on his own in a market.  Let’s just say We learned from that experience!

We followed our tour guides advice and tried the mango and sticky rice. It was great!!  We split that and then were too full to try to coconut ice cream.

Mango and sticky rice!!!
Hubby just chilling with our mango and sticky rice.

If your picturing the floating market in that you get to buy items off boats, there is some of that, but really it is a large market area next to the canals that were built. It is all about bargaining, which we aren’t the best at.  At one artists booth, we didn’t even try to negotiate the price, as his paintings were so beautiful, they were worth the price.

Hubby and the old lady selling tiger balm!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My favorite part about walking around the market is when Hubby got accosted by an old lady who just HAD to cover him in tiger balm and give him a quick massage!  Needless to say, we walked away after buying two jars of tiger balm.  I often wonder if hubby has “Pick me!” written on his face sometimes!

 

Me on Pinky, the elephant. She looks good for being 40!

 

After we left the market, our tour guide convinced us to go on an elephant ride near the floating market.  The animals were beautiful, but after that, we both agreed no more add ons.  I grilled our tour guide on how they treat the elephants and she promised us they treats them very well and use the money to feed the elephants.  They were amazing creatures, but something just didn’t sit right with us  on it, hence not adding anything on to the excursions when we are on them anymore.  To make it even more funny though, you aren’t allowed to take pictures because they sell them to you at the end for 200 Bahts (about $6.00) each.    While we were on our tours with the elephants, the guides offered to take our cameras and take pictures for us, only to ensure we “take care of them” when we are done!  We both said yes, but the kicker was we only had a 100 and 500 Baht bill left!  So I gave them the 100 baht and told them to split it!

Then it was a two hour drive back to our hotel.  Let me just explain that is not because of the distance, oh no.  It is because of the TRAFFIC!!!  It gave Hubby and I To get in a nap before going back to our hotel and crashing before dinner!!

 

 

What to see in Miami

I’m not going to lie, I spent most of my time in Miami laying around the pool binge watching Netflix.  It was GLORIOUS!  However, I figured I hadn’t been to Miami before, so I should probably see a bit of it.

When you hear Miami, the first thing most people think about is South Beach and Little Havana.  I knew I had to  go to both of these places for the true Miami experience, but the question was how to get there since we didn’t rent a car.  The hotel had the answer for me, The Big Bus Tour.

One of the Big Buses!

This actually was a great way for me to see Miami, learn a bit about the history and culture, and to see more than just one or two spots.  My jaw dropped a bit at the price (at that time it was around $50 a person, but it was just me, and I loved the fact that you come jump off and jump back on whenever you wanted throughout the day.  They have so many buses running, that you could get picked up every 15 minutes or so.

The house they filmed Scarface at!

I was able to see some beautiful houses some famous houses (Scarface) all from the top of the bus.  The tour guide did a great job at pointing out George Clooney and Julia Roberts houses!  By the end of the day though, I was wiped and decided the air conditioning inside the bus was needed.

South Beach was as great as you think it will be.  It was close to 90 degrees when I got there, so I decided to get some lunch before I wandered too much.  If you are look for inexpensive food, don’t go to South Beach, because you won’t find it!  The drinks were $20 alone, but you got two of them!  When you don’t finish your drink before you need to leave, no worries!  They will give it to you in a HUGE to go cup!

The beach was beautiful, but the water was rough that day.  I kicked myself for not bringing my swimming suit with me, but I honestly hadn’t even thought about it!  I wandered the beach for some seashells to bring home to show M, but I didn’t find a ton.  I did make sure to take  a picture of the Victoria Secret celebrity volleyball tournament going on at the beach.  I didn’t recognize anyone though…

The architecture was really neat.  If you didn’t see all the modern cars driving by, you would swear you stepped back in time to the 1940’s and 1950’s.  I just wandered, and took in all the scenery I could.

 

I hadn’t known until I was on the tour, but Miami has a beautiful memorial to the Holocaust survivors.  The history buff that I am, I decided to check it out.  It was so moving, and the sculptures so amazing and lifelike, I almost cried a few times.  This memorial is kind of off the beaten path a bit, but definitely worth the stop.

The Holocaust Memorial

I spent all day on the Big Bus Tour, and I am actually kind of glad I did!  There were some parts of the tour that were long and I had never heard of the buildings they were talking about, but it always fun to see the great architecture there.